He calls 50
times a day, obsesses over every date, and gets jealous when you talk to
other guys—is he crazy about you, or just plain crazy?
You Will Need
- An open mind
- Friends you trust
- A sexy outfit
Step 1: Make him jealous
Psychos are usually possessive, so
test him by doing a small thing to make him jealous—like sharing your
secret crush on a celebrity you’re unlikely ever to meet—and see whether
he overreacts.
Step 2: Pay attention
Pay attention to whether or not he
attempts to dictate how everything around him is done. Punctuality is
one thing, being a control freak is another.
Step 3: Dress sexy
Go out with him in an outfit that’s more revealing than you’d normally wear and see if he tries to dictate the way you dress.
When dealing with a
control freak, stay as calm as possible. This can serve to relax them as
well. If you match their level of aggression, you’ve chosen to fight on
their terms—not yours.
Step 4: Watch the waiter
At dinner, observe how he
interacts with the waiter. A philosophy popularly known as the “Waiter
Rule” makes the claim that you can learn more about a person from how
they treat a waiter than from how they treat you.
Step 5: Ask your friends
Ask your friends what they honestly think of your guy. Many times they can see flaws that you overlook.
Step 6: Flirt
Watch how he reacts when you flirt with other men. If he flies into a rage, he has definite jealousy issues.
Step 7: Pick a fight
Pick a fight over something stupid, like the drink he spilled at dinner. If he flies into a rage, he’s a bit unstable.
Step 8: Hang on
If after all these little tests your guy hasn’t gone bonkers, hold on tight! You’ve found a keeper.
Ninety-two percent of American serial killers are men.
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